johnbohemothcampbell asked: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Shirt myself.
ohnoghostbabies asked: How do you feel about trading sexual favors for professional consideration in the workplace?
That would be weird to do in the workplace.
Anonymous asked: should i shove a ton of peppermint candies up my sphincter and shit out a candycane?
no dont do that it doesnt work like that itll come out like how you put them up there
theamericancultoftheindividual asked: Thinking about not brushing my teeth for a year. Thoughts?
Honestly, think about how much money you will save on teeth related thingies?
That’s what I think.
Anonymous asked: John, how is your booty so dang fly?
I always do some booty up-keep.
Get my booty in prime condish.
Mint-ass booty.
Anonymous asked: John, how is babby formed?
how girl get pragnent
rimbaudinablacksweatshirt asked: Should I stop sucking dick for beer?
There was once a guy who was addicted to drunking beers. He would suck dicks for beer, makeout for beer, the works. He was eventually sent to rehab because of his beer addiction. While there, he was shot, in both eyes. His name? Bin Laden.
Pretty crazy to even think about.
Anonymous asked: what does vagin looks like
dude I dont even know. ill reroute you to a few buddies who might.
Anonymous asked: what is a hampshire
purevolume.com/hampshire
Anonymous asked: A confession? Sure. I've had my penis surgically replaced with a kazoo.
no way. i live in kzoo. im pretty much living in your penis haha
Anonymous asked: my mom says wash my butt and peepee. i need help advice thanks
DO WHAT YOUR MOM SAYS TRUST ME ON THIS ONE
tylercommon asked: You never fail to make me laugh.
Anonymous asked: how many boobs
1 single broob.
Anonymous asked: Can we get in a bathtub together, then drop a toaster in so we can switch bodies? I'd like to be John Carroll for a day.
Yes, that would be wonderful. I would love to be Anonymous for a day and hide behind a mask and hack computers for 4chan.
Anonymous asked: tell us a dirty story
One time I was getting an “old fashioned” behind an old Farmer Jack and I didn’t have a boner and got my balls knocked around real bad.