y r u hawtt . ?
Confidence is one of the most attractive traits a person can have.
EDIT: I apologize, that sounded cockier than intended.
September 2011
17 posts
HOW DO I GIT THIS DURN BOX TO ANSUR BACK
its easy mom
just x it out the x at the top right
Dan's Christopher Walken Impersonation
Dads
When you told me you loved the beach,
I set off an A-Bomb at every coastline.
When you told me you loved the grass,
I set off weedkiller through all the water pipes.
When you told me you loved the sun,
I sent astronauts to extinguish it.
When you told me you loved me,
I imploded from the stomach out.
Dads - Dan’s Christopher Walken Impression
You're a champion, bro.
READ MY LIPS:
Ok.
How's your junior year of college going? Classes, social life, etc.
It’s pretty good! Classes are going well, challenging, yet reasonable. I’m a social butterfly (not a real one).
Play
What do vaginas look like?
Hot dogs.
Do you ever just want to pass out on your bed
But you can’t because you’re wearing zombie make-up, and you have to shower because you don’t want make-up all over your bed? Yeah, me too.
How the fuck do magnates work?!
It depends. Usually it’s a nobleman, or someone in high position, but if you’re talking about the Middle Ages, it’s a landowner, or someone who owns territories.
random
all of my friends say im so random~~~
What is your favorite word?
Probably.
How come you dont like porn?
Only women watch porn.
…
What’s porn?????? I’m 5 and wat is ths
I'm reading this! And you're welcome! You're super great. Be proud to be you. WORK IT BOY.
I’m John and I’m proud. I’m John and I’m proud. I’m John and I’m proud.
Thank you.
do you like porn?
Ew! Yucky! Gross gross gross! How disgusting! EWWWWWWWWWWWW! *shoots off into space* *destroys the sun*
